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Poke in the eye for Trump – Scottish government wins wind power legal costs

Nice one. Guess he didn’t ‘buy’ the judges.

Donald Trump’s Aberdeenshire golf resort must pay the Scottish government’s legal costs following a court battle over a major North Sea wind power development.

Mr Trump battled unsuccessfully in the courts to halt the project before he became US president.

Judges have now ruled Trump International Golf Club Scotland Ltd should pay the legal bills incurred.

Mr Trump had argued the development would spoil the view from his golf course at Menie.

The sum involved has not been disclosed.

Scottish government wins Donald Trump wind power legal costs

If only the orange moron would…

Trump Sulk

Trump Sulk


02/03/2019 Posted by | Lost | , , | Leave a comment

Found a ‘Trump Wall’ people would happily pay for

Best Trump Wall ever!

Best Trump Wall

The comments after this were great.

Two were notable.

One that suggested it needed a lid.

Then a later one suggested the best lid would be a Toilet Seat!


24/12/2018 Posted by | Civilian | , , | Leave a comment

One Smart Lady

She didn’t really have to pretend.

The Orange Moron barely manages English anyway.

One Smart Lady

One Smart Lady

20/12/2018 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

FINALLY! Electric vehicles are assured of success

It’s been a while in coming, but at last we have positive confirmation that electric vehicles will be a complete success.

President Tiny Brain himself, Donald Trump, confirmed this today when he announced:

Electric cars “not going to work”

Actually nothing to do with science, engineering, or anything relevant – the moron just wants to punish GM for not playing according to what HE says.

When GM made the announcement in the end of November, Trump vowed retaliation against the company, and he reiterated that stance last week. “I don’t like what she did,” Trump told Fox News, referring to Barra. “It was nasty. To tell me a couple of weeks before Christmas that she’s going to close in Ohio and Michigan, not acceptable to me. General Motors is not going to be treated well.”

Via Electric cars “not going to work,” Trump says of GM’s plan

Then again, he’s not a fan of electricity.

He’s more into pollution, with his ‘clean coal’ and ‘dirty mouth’.

Trump Poisonous Emissions

Trump Poisonous Emissions

19/12/2018 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Trump supporters

After the preceding ‘adult’ post, I thought I should make this one.

Apparently Trump supporters say promoting this sort of thing is ‘Childish’.

Thanks folks 🙂

Remaining Trump Supporters

Remaining Trump Supporters

17/12/2018 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Today’s word is… pariah

Since today does not seem to have a relevant ‘Today is…’ subject, I thought I’d use the space for a sort of ‘Word of the Day’ post.

I rather liked this article which brought the word ‘pariah‘ into its headline, AND managed to pair it with the name ‘Donald Trump‘,

An excellent combination, as the Cambridge dictionary defines a pariah as:

a person who is avoided or not accepted by a social group, esp. because he or she is not liked, respected, or trusted; an outcast:

Seems pretty good to me 🙂

Donald Trump dubbed ‘pariah’ as firm is criticised over plans for Menie estate

Yup, looks good too.

Today’s word is… pariah.

Donald 'Pariah' Trump

Donald ‘Pariah’ Trump

I wonder if Mr Pariah has any Apple products?

Ideal Christmas present – not only for him, but anybody who buys their stuff.

Apple Concealable Subwoofer

Apple Concealable Subwoofer

10/12/2018 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

Complete this sequence: Moron, Imbecile, Idiot… ?


It is. Really, it is.

The words moron, imbecile, and idiot actually mean different things.

In psychology, an idiot has the least intelligence on the IQ scale (this now is equivalent to someone who is mentally retarded or the more politically correct “mentally challenged”); an imbecile is not quite as dumb as an idiot and is now considered equivalent to moderate retardation; a moron is then the highest level of intelligence for someone who is mentally retarded, thus considered as being mildly mentally retarded.  Specifically, those who have an IQ between 0 and 25 are idiots; IQs between 26 and 50 are considered imbeciles; and those who have an IQ between 51 and 70 are considered morons.

Since Trump’s IQ is less than 0, it follows that ‘Trump’ completes the sequence Moron, Imbecile, Idiot… ?


Embarrassing to think I’ve been wrong for so long, referring to Trump as ‘The Orange Moron’.

But ‘moron’ just sounds so much better than ‘idiot’ when associated with ‘Trump’.

On the other hand, he REALLY is an idiot.

US President Donald Trump has cast doubt on a report by his own government warning of devastating effects from climate change.

Asked outside the White House about the findings that unchecked global warming would wreak havoc on the US economy, he said: “I don’t believe it.”

The report found that climate change will cost the US hundreds of billions of dollars annually and damage health.

The Trump administration has pursued a pro-fossil fuels agenda.

The world’s leading scientists agree that climate change is human-induced and warn that natural fluctuations in temperature are being exacerbated by human activity.

Trump on climate change report: ‘I don’t believe it’

No Brainer Trump

No Brainer Trump

27/11/2018 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

Can’t let a nice pic of SCROTUS go to waste

Nice one 🙂



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Michael Moore on Donald Trump – Fahrenheit 11/9

Film-make Michael Moore can be an acquired taste, but then again, he’s not afraid to make points that others shy from, and he’s an Oscar winner, so he must be doing something right.

The first trailer for Michael Moore’s Donald Trump documentary Fahrenheit 11/9 has been released, promising an incendiary look at modern life in America.

The Oscar-winning film-maker has been focusing on the effect of the president in an attempt to shift public perception before November. “I’m finishing my movie and getting it out before the midterms because I want millions of people to get to the polls,” he said to Bill Maher in June. “We’re going to bring Trump down.”

In the first footage from the film, we see Moore speak to the Parkland student and activist David Hogg and rising Democratic star Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The Bowling for Columbine director is also seen spraying “Flint water” into the front yard of Rick Snyder, the governor of Michigan.

Moore describes Trump as “the last president of the United States”. The film’s title is a reference to the day that he won the election.

In an interview with HuffPost, Moore describes Trump as an “evil genius” and speaks to the potential power of his new film.

Fahrenheit 11/9: first trailer for Michael Moore’s Trump documentary

The documentary will premiere at this year’s Toronto film festival before a US release on 21 September.

“Hope is passive,” Moore said about the movie. “Hope gives you permission to let someone else do the work. Hope leads people to believe that tax returns, or a pee tape, or the FBI or an adult film star will save the country. Hope, and the passivity that comes with it, is what helped get us here to begin with. It’s the lazy way out. We don’t need hope. We need action.”

Seems fair – fairer than anything that’s come from the Orange Moron.

14/08/2018 Posted by | Appeal, Civilian | , , | 2 Comments

Hope the sledgehammer was OK

Vandal destroys Donald Trump’s star on Hollywood Walk of Fame


Brain Surgery

25/07/2018 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The Big Orange Baby (can’t really ignore this affront)

There were just too many gems to pick from as the Orange Moron imposed himself on Scotland and the UK this week, but there were a couple that caught my eye.

You obviously can’t take him anywhere decent people go…

Orange baby has tiny hands, tiny brain, tiny bladder… can’t hold his tea…

Trump Tea Pee

Trump Tea Pee

And this sums up his respect for many…

Probably the most entertaining and informative activity during this sham visit has been the efforts of the Trump shills, as they came out in force in a (vain) effort to combat the negative comments from real people.

The most telling reveal was the way they often tried to equate the right of people to express their dislike of this obnoxious character by citing recent rulings on hate crime, as if they were picking on some aspect of the moron that he had no choice over.

While the Orange Moron chooses to target groups for his actions by way of birth/race/sex (which are criteria for hate crime), there is NO similarity in the actions of people who choose to be disgusted by his choices in such actions, and their expression of dislike or opposition to those things he has chosen to do.

But his side is unable to see such a difference.


Given his past pronunciations, there were a number of intriguing article in the media at the same time, for example…

By far the longest read was this article compiled by the BBC, and worth a look. It overs a lot of ground, and a lot of history,

Trump and Scotland

It seems he wasn’t even able to beat his son into agreeing that a wind farm built way out to sea ruined the view from his ‘magical’ golf course.

Eric Trump: Wind turbines don’t spoil golf course view

But, as was said would happen by those not anywhere on Trump’s payroll, the once significant dunes which bordered the site of his ‘magical’ golf course HAVE been ruined, and are probably going to be lost as a SSSI, with the classification withdrawn – but the Trump Organisation has also insisted that its environmental approach in Aberdeenshire has been “first class”.

Trump golf course ‘destroyed’ dunes

And finally, there’s a cheeky wee summary, just to remind you he really is an oaf of the first magnitude, not worth listening to (and should never ever have been allowed into the position he was able to somehow ‘swing’).

Donald Trump: The five most outrageous claims from President’s interview

15/07/2018 Posted by | Civilian | , , | Leave a comment

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