Secret Scotland

If it's secret, and in Scotland…

Is this what they mean by ‘politicat incorrectness’?

I couldn’t really let this one pass.

No interest in the politics – but maybe political stuff would be better with cat filters on all the time 🙂

Cat filter accidentally used in Pakistani minister’s live press conference

Politicat incorrectness

Politicat incorrectness


18/06/2019 Posted by | photography | , | Leave a comment

There may have been a 1,000 dancer ceilidh outside

But when the hunting has been good, the keen shopper just has to stop for a rest, wherever they may be (no matter what is happening nearby).

Kelvingrove Shopping Rest

Kelvingrove Shopping Rest

12/06/2019 Posted by | Civilian, photography | , , | Leave a comment

Be careful when and where you try cat humour

Never assume everyone else is as cat crazy as you…

Cat Humour Backfire

11/06/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

(Sir) Billy Connolly may have given up performing, but…

Fans of Billy Connolly appreciated how he was able to take some fairly mundane topics and turn them into hysterical monologues simply by pointing out apparently innocent ‘mistakes’ they could be considered to contain.

Passing through the outskirts of Coatbridge, I could hear his voice launching into a sketch regarding the name of this takeaway.

What were they thinking when they chose their name?

Just think of the possibilities (in Billy Connolly’s voice, of course):)

Shatin Cantonese Takeaway

Shatin Cantonese Takeaway

11/06/2019 Posted by | Civilian, photography | , , , | Leave a comment

How to get a lifetime ban from the Purrple Cat Cafe

Or ANY cat cafe probably (unless it’s Asian).

Received this.

Cat Cafe Ban

Seems ‘The Pan-Midwesterner’ was never heard of again, after going back to the cafe with his own ‘cat carrier’…

Underdone Chinese Takeaway

(nb I KNOW Purrple cats are resident cats. This is just a fun post.)

26/05/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

Use your cat’s litter to teach thieves a lesson

I don’t know what other places are like, but around here it can be a pain if you’re not in to receive parcels.

They usually end up back at the depot if not deliverable, or maybe there’s one retry, then you have to ‘make arrangements’.

I’ve seen various US and Russian videos where deliveries are just dumped and left to lie in public view, and where thieves just wander along and help themselves to stuff lying in front of doors.

I rather like this option, but suggest one alteration.

Don’t leave you special package in front of your own door – the types that steal stuff are all too likely to return it and throw it back where they stole it from, OPENED, so the content spill all over your porch.

Amazon litter box

Amazon litter box

20/05/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , , , | 1 Comment

Slum landlord revealed in Partick

Can only hope the resident(s) found somewhere better after the old place was condemned.

Partick Slum

Partick Slum

10/05/2019 Posted by | Civilian, Lost, photography | , , , | Leave a comment

My Friday nights are now so…

Wild Cat Friday

Wild Cat Friday

19/04/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , , | Leave a comment

That moment when…

You make an innocent mistake – but realise the chances of dying in your sleep have suddenly increased immeasurably.

Die In Sleep

11/04/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , , | Leave a comment

What does your cat REALLY do when it goes out?

Not new, but when I was pointed at this and checked the source (for better quality) I was disappointed to see it had evaporated.

So, as this is too good to miss, this lesser quality bit will just have to do.

09/04/2019 Posted by | Civilian, Lost | , , | Leave a comment

Meet Owl Kitty – short but sweet

While I seem to be happy spending ridiculous amounts of time editing still pics, it’s probably just as well I never scored any cheap (or free) video editing toys, or I’d probably never see the light of day.

Chances are I’d be caught up in trying to find suitable clips to make clips like these, which always leave me wanting more, as they end just as they are getting interesting.

There’s quite a few Owl Kitty productions now, so it’s not so easy to pick one, but I rather like this example, where everyone else is already clearly aware that their place in the greater scheme of things is to bow down before their feline overlord.

Find more of the same here:

Meet Owl Kitty. Your favourite movie kitty


Maybe just ONE more…

If you have a cat – NEVER lose you tin opener!

30/03/2019 Posted by | Civilian | , | Leave a comment

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