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No chance of infection in Tollcross Park, just a spot of fungus

Funny how it’s possible to wander around a place and completely miss something in plain sight.

I’d never noticed this old drinking fountain before, yet it lies near at least one path within the park.

I understand most, if not all, of these fountains have been killed off for fear of their being a potential source of infection, and sharing nasty diseases between users. At one time, they were numerous.

As can be seen, it has not only been disabled, but also smashed. Whether the latter is down to the park, or vandals, is unclear. Regardless, nobody’s going to be using this one.

Then again, it may have been a cunning plan by the scurrilous vendors of one of today’s greatest scandals – BOTTLED WATER – as they systematically destroyed all free sources of water to boost their criminal sales. But, that’s another story.

Tollcross Drinking Fountain Wrecked

Tollcross Drinking Fountain Wrecked

A wander around the remains revealed a fortunate survivor of this particular wrecking effort, including discovery of full details of the manufacturer.

Tollcross Drinking Fountain Detail

Tollcross Drinking Fountain Detail

One day, I’ll not only ready up on the definition of the difference between mushrooms and toadstools… I’ll also REMEMBER it!

So just have this bonus pic taken nearby, and we’ll settle for ‘fungus’ to save time.

Tollcross Park Tree Fungus

Tollcross Park Tree Fungus


Let’s not miss a chance to embarrass those in charge of this mess…

Which didn’t get the benefit of a SINGLE PENNY from the sham fiasco of the LASTING LEGACY of the 2014 GLASGOW COMMONWEALTH SHAMES.

Tollcross Winter Gardens January 2017

Tollcross Winter Gardens January 2017


October 19, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, Lost, photography | , , , | Leave a comment

There was a 10 k run for men (I forgot)

Well this is irritating, or maybe embarrassing.

I fell ‘Under the Weather’ a while back, and forgot about quite a few interesting pics I’d collected. While most are not time relevant, it seems this one was. Unfortunately, it seems I accumulated quite a few such things, and will have to dig them up and post them.

There seem to be a growing number of adverts being painted onto our pavements, hopefully a vile practice that will not grow, or if it does, will be crushed by officialdom before it becomes excessive. The only good point I see at the moment is that they are generally placed by official organisations, which can be held responsible, and are created using water-based paints with short lives.

If the same scum that spams the web decides this is a good idea (and I already see activist groups with their own questionable agendas are using the method) then we may see not only every wall, pole, lamppost, or similar have illegal fly-posted adverts slapped on them, but also the ground we walk on, and not with degradable paints either.

And the council does little to clear the existing abuse, so I doubt the culprits would have much to fear.

I may be late, and forget where I tripped over this one, such is the amount of time which has passed (well, somewhere around Parkhead or Tollcross), and don’t even remember seeing it mentioned in the news.

Hopefully NOT one of many, or of more to come. (The advert, not the run!)

Pavement Ad Painted 10k Men's Run

Pavement Ad Painted 10k Men’s Run

Maybe all this needs is a few complaints, and this might suffer the same fate as the poor chap who tried to find a girlfriend by throwing a few ‘Messages in a Bottle’ into the sea – and ended up with grumpy locals reporting him for, would you believe… LITTERING!

September 5, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, photography | , , | Leave a comment

Listed Partick pumping station defaced by poodle graffiti

In context, yesterday’s fun poodle graffiti effort turns out to be nothing more than vandalism of one of Glasgow’s iconic red sandstone buildings, the 1904 Partick Sewage Pumping Station in Dumbarton Road.

These criminals (usually shoplifters – have you seen the price of ONE tin of spray paint, let alone a selection of colours, I needed a seat to recover when I made the mistake of almost buying one recently) whine about being ‘picked on’ for just having a bit of fun, but I recently saw the bill for restoring a rail carriage, they had ‘decorated’ during the night recently, and while they believe they’re not damaging buildings such as the pumping station (or more likely just don’t care so long as they are first to ‘tag’ a piece of clean wall with their mark), the reality is that sandstone WILL inevitably be damaged, either by the chemicals or solvents needed to removed their muck, or by the various forms of pressure-washing that may be used to avoid chemical use.

The damage can be slight, but as was seen after the mass clean-up of the black soot that once covered many building in Glasgow, damage and accelerated erosion can follow even when care is taken.


It’s bad enough that legitimate refurbishment and modernisation of a working structure means we now have electric motors powering the pumps here, instead of the visual show the original three inverted vertical triple-expansion pumping engines with plunger pumps could be providing today.

Smelly Poodle Graffit Context

Smelly Poodle Graffiti Context

Why ‘Smelly Poodle’?

If you have to ask… you have never walked past this working sewage pumping station!

August 25, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, photography | , , , | Leave a comment

And the pile of charred junk was…

It’s not that often I get something wrong (AND admit it) but I did get taken by surprise while out for a wander one night, and completely failed to realise what I was looking at – until I woke up from the semi-trance state I usually enjoy while walking. Why I don’t bump into things or people is a mystery, but I don’t.

As is becoming the custom, this was found after another change to my ‘regular’ route, and once again shows that the ‘interesting’ stuff never happens when I’m around. I only find it later.

In this case, after noticing my path was almost blocked by some burnt and charred rubbish, I was puzzled about how it came to be there, and who would have dumped.

I was so puzzled I failed to notice the obvious clues at first (well, to be fair, it WAS dark AND the remains were blackened, these pics only appear ‘light’ as they have been processed to recover the image – note the lit door in the background of one of them), maybe I should have noticed things such as the jockey wheel, and bits of chassis.

But then again, a caravan without its body is a pretty rare sight – especially when not only the body, but the interior has been burnt to a crisp, and all that remains are things like a gas bottle, and odd pieces of nondescript metalwork. The rest is lightweight and inflammable, so doesn’t last long once the fire catches hold. I guess steel survives, but lightweight aluminium probably doesn’t have a chance.

This pic shows how it looked the first time I found it, although I had to go back for this view later, but I wanted to see how it looked when found it the first time, and didn’t quite realise what it was (in the dark). I thought there was more junk on the footpath, but then again, I tend to follow the kerb in my usual trance, like a ‘white line follower’.

Ex Caravan Dusk

Ex Caravan Dusk

First time around, I grabbed this shot in the dark, and it was actually the remaining piece of body still standing on the right that made me twig as to what I was looking at.

Ex Caravan Dark

Ex Caravan Dark

While not wanting to promote vandalism, arson, or fire-raising, this find does make me wonder about some stories I’ve seen in the media over the years.

According to the reporters, concerned, a caravan left on the road cannot be given a parking ticker, nor is there any legislation in place which allows either the police or council to move, or remove, it as an obstruction, unlike an abandoned car (or even a parked car!).

In fact, according to those stories, items such as caravans and trailers, if simply left in the road, cannot legally be touched or removed by either the police or the council, and must be left there – and the owner attracts NO PENALTY. (I’m not stating this as fact, merely recounting what has been written by hacks in the media).

These stories have dragged on for months, maybe even years, as the various authorities pleaded ‘Not our problem’, and upset residents whined.

Seems to me there’s an obvious solution to removing this particular problem – no need for it drag on for months or years.

July 4, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, Lost, photography, Transport | , , , | Leave a comment

Another abandoned and derelict house is lost

I mentioned a nice Victorian era sandstone house that was razed recently, having stood derelict for decades, although not apparently vandalised: There goes another old building

There was another house across the road, a cottage that had been occupied and refurbished/modernised over the years, but had for some reason had been wrecked by vandals, and also become abandoned and derelict

This is how it looked then, back in 2014:

Hamilton Rd Housewreck

Hamilton Rd Housewreck

It was a while until my wandering carried back there (only a year after the above pic, in 2015, but I completely forgot about it), but when I did see the spot again, it looked like this:

Demolished Derelict Hamilton Road

Demolished Derelict Hamilton Road

As of now, 2017, this spot is still empty, so the house was just razed to get rid of it, not to make way for a new build (yet?)

I’ve spotted a number of these losses over the years, I now realise that in most of these cases there is some sort of story behind the loss, often some sort of accident, tragedy, or failure in the life of the owner/family.

April 11, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, Lost, photography | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Morons and vandals – NOT artists

They call themselves ‘graffiti artists’ and worship at the holy altar of the ‘Banksy’.

I just call them vandals and would happily see them all locked up, or on work details cleaning their muck from our wall and street furniture.

Before anybody makes assumptions and thinks I’m a miserable sod, I have NO problem with any murals or similar that are approved and wanted in a community. Glasgow has grown a fantastic collection in recent years, and now has leaflets to guide visitors around it mural trails, and I see similar in other towns and cities.

But I have no time for those who run around thinking any piece of clean wall or similar is ‘theirs’, or that every door or piece of street furniture was provided for them to ‘tag’. They’re simply causing malicious criminal damage to other people’s property, probably with stolen/shoplifted spray paint, and costing those people money to clean up their mess.

Those behind this sort of moronic ‘campaign’ are at best double-dumb.

The one group who will NEVER see their handiwork? Their supposed target.

But it will be seen by folk who live near it, and will be ticked off and want it cleaned off, and it will be seen by the council worker who will care not one jot about it, other than to say ‘Thanks’ for keeping them in a  – unless someone takes the view that there’s no money for this as it costs too much to keep cleaning this dirt away, and fires them.

I’m not sure where I picked this one up – I was wandering around Easterhouse that day.

Graffiti Stop Control

Graffiti Stop Control

March 12, 2017 Posted by | Civilian, photography | , | Leave a comment

General Lee to die for Political Correctness

One of the things that does a pretty good job of upsetting me is Revisionism, especially if fuelled by misguided Political Correctness.

Changing, eliminating, or just destroying historic artefacts that represent events in history is no different from the book-burning and icon destruction of the Nazis – but somehow when people claim they have a ‘good and pure reason’ for doing the same thing, it suddenly seems to gain an air of respectability.

It may not be one of the ‘best’ television series of all time, but I did grow up with The Dukes of Hazzard and there are quite few icons that were born in that show, one being the 1969 Dodge Charger that was the General Lee, or just The General.

Some golfer nobody ever heard of bought the car a few years ago, and until now, was quite happy to own it complete with Confederate Flag painted on the roof, as it should be since that is the way the car appeared for many years, as it starred in the TV series.

All of a sudden, this ‘Bubba’ character has decided to destroy the General Lee and paint out the flag.

Confederate flag: Bubba Watson to paint over Dukes of Hazzard car – BBC News


Because he woke up with a conscience one morning, in tears about what the flag represented, and decided to do something about it?


He woke up in a cold sweat one morning, when he realised that the sponsors who fund his lifestyle for doing nothing more than knocking a little ball around a big garden might stop giving him money for doing nothing, in case he associated them with this supposed problem.

The actor who played Cooter in the series probably says as much I would:

I never knew nor cared who Bubba Watson was before, but now I sincerely hope he reaps the just reward for his vandalism, and his career take the nosedive he deserves for interfering with history.

Even Nazi memorabilia gets better and fairer treatment.

If the car offends him so much, all he had to do was donate it to a museum, or sell it to a museum for a dollar.

July 18, 2015 Posted by | Transport | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sky high graffiti puzzle solved

While I’m not so thick as to be unaware of the obvious answer to this puzzle, I’ve never been around a site where the obvious answer was… obvious.

Wandering around Glasgow, or any other location where redevelopment is underway, there’s often graffiti (better termed as vandalism) evident on walls that there is nowhere that the vandal could have been standing. This leads to the hope that the they might have been hung over the edge of the roof, and their mates might have dropped them. But I doubt my fanciful imagination would have been rewarded, even if I had been there at the right time.

Still, I have seen some on places like bridge parapets, which don’t have – and never had – any sort of support or standing space below them just voids, so those might be more interesting to see as they are being sprayed.

The reality is boring, and while I can’t claim to hold the evidence myself, I’ve been lucky enough to come across some (archival) material that confirms the obvious.

All they have to do is break into a building, or a demolition site, and get onto the roof or the remains of a wall, and they can spray their childish tags all day (or night) long.

Although I didn’t see it, I know this was done while the building on the corner of Queen Street and Ingram Street was being demolished.

I’ll probably never catch one as it happens, simply because I’m not in the right places any more.

Wonder if any of them have managed to kill themselves playing this game?

High level graffiti

High level graffiti

March 1, 2014 Posted by | photography | , , | 1 Comment

Hamilton Road house wreck surprise

Got something of a surprise when I ended up passing a house that I had not realised the state of. Arriving from a different direction, I glanced down a track that passes alongside, and found a completely different view from ‘usual’. Despite passing many times, I never realised the condition of the part I couldn’t see.

The house was up for sale a while ago (as in a year ago), then the notice disappeared and a new fence appeared. I didn’t think anything more of it.

However, it looks as if the changes came after it failed to sell.

While the top seems to look pretty much OK over the top of the fence when passing, I was fairly shocked to see that it had been trashed and apparently vandalised below the visible area.

Tiles have been ripped of a significant area of the roof, meaning water will be leaking inside and causing damage. Looking at the windows and doors, these have been boarded up and sealed, so nobody’s getting in – legitimately.

I didn’t wander around the back, it’s probably worse as it’s out of sight. But, with my luck, I’d end being accosted by the neighbours as a vandal, rather than an interested visitor. And, I had already just been subject to a torrent of abuse from some yobs/louts hanging out of the top windows of the flats across from The Mailcoach, apparently just for walking below them. At least they didn’t throw anything at me – other than words.

Hamilton Rd Housewreck

January 11, 2014 Posted by | Civilian | , , , | Leave a comment

St Peter’s seminary on last chance for development

St Peter’s Seminary was commissioned by the Archbishop of Glasgow in 1958 and completed in 1966. The A-listed remains lie in the woods behind the village of Cardross, in the area of the golf club.

The design was the product of two young architects, Isi Metzstein and Andy MacMillan, employed by Glasgow based firm of Gillespie, Kidd & Coia.

St Peter’s closed in 1980, having served as a teaching college for the Catholic Church. Unfortunately, in the time taken to build and commission the facility, teaching methods and beliefs were to change within the Church, and the building was effectively obsolete and doomed before completion. It was also to suffer as a result of the Scottish climate, and the accommodation was said to be impossible to heat or keep warm, probably a casualty of the 1970s oil crisis. The building was also criticised for damp and fungus in some areas, but the architects counter this claim, believing the gutters were not cleaned or regularly maintained by the owners (looking for an excuse to offload it).

In use for only 14 years, it was a sanctuary where trainee priests could live, study and worship secure from the outside world, but completed at a time when Vatican II decreed that priests should be schooled in the community. Built to serve more than 100 trainees, it seldom held more than 50, and ended its days as the home of a drug rehabilitation project.

Over the years, a number of proposals for development of the abandoned site have come to nothing.

At the same time, the remains of the seminary building have been ravaged by exposure to weather from the outside, and the attention of vandals from the inside, who have shown no respect to the former purpose of the structure. Needless to say, the isolate location also proved attractive to drug addicts and drinkers. Attempts to fence of the site remained largely ineffective, and the cost of security would have been prohibitive, so any attempts to close the area were easily overcome.

Development news 2013

With this background, it was surprising to see a news article that development of the site is (probably) underway, although it was also noted that if this venture fails, it’s probably the last such attempt that will ever take place.

IT IS full steam ahead for plans to transform a historical site near Cardross in a multi-million pound project.

This is despite the withdrawal of original plans to develop Kilmahew Estate in Cardross being withdrawn by the Archdiocese of Glasgow, which owns the site.

Over the past few years, the NVA – nacionale vitae activa – has been carrying out surveys and work to breathe new life into the 144-acre site, which boasts a range of old buildings, a walled garden and St Peter’s Seminary.

It has an ongoing 20-year masterplan to develop the site, and by 2016/17 hopes are for new community facilities and performance and exhibition space are on target.

Angus Farquhar, creative director for the NVA, said they are the estate’s ‘last chance’ to restore it.

He added: “We think we are the right people to come up with the solution, it’s been a long time coming. The plans we are putting forward are the last chance for the site.”

The Archdiocese of Glasgow’s plans were withdrawn earlier this month as time had elapsed on the applications and are separate to the NVA’s project. Planning permission was granted in June for the restoration and transformation of the site.

The Archdiocese of Glasgow told the Advertiser last week it has no plans to resubmit the applications which were submitted more than 10 years ago, reflecting a previous proposal to develop the site, which never came to fruition.

Via Cardross seminary plans are on track | This Week | News | Helensburgh Advertiser

The article goes on to explain that security has been stepped up around the area, and reading further into NVA’s project reveals that the building has now decayed to the stage where hazardous asbestos my be liberated from the structure, and that their staff won’t enter without protection, and removal of the hazard is essential before any progress can be made.

See also…

The Invisible College – Current Projects – NVA

The Invisible College Background Info 2012 – The Invisible College Background Info 2012.pdf

The actual project: The Invisible College

If you are not familiar with St Peter’s, have a look at St Peters – a set on Flickr which shows the condition of the old seminary in 2013.

This includes a picture of the stone altar, which the vandals not only manage to damage extensively over the years, but manage to break into two parts some years ago.

I’ve cropped a view of the altar from one of the pics in the flickr set, just to show violence with which it must have been attacked in order to break off the missing parts, and the end, which is lying to the right in the pic.


September 2, 2013 Posted by | Civilian | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Daldowie Doocot gate crash – Take 3

I happened to come around the back of the repaired doocot gate instead of the front, and discovered that there was something of a surprise – or perhaps a shock – waiting for anyone that might try crashing into again, should they happen to hit the repaired gatepost (the one on the left, as seen from the road).

I clearly had not been paying attention the first time I passed the repaired item and grabbed a passing pic, as I failed to notice what was supporting the gatepost that had been broken – I thought it was just a wooden post that had been used a support to hold the pieces together while the concrete base set.

I should have taken a closer look…

When I came to this from behind the gate, it became obvious that driving into the repaired gatepost would not be a very good idea – what I had taken to be a simple wooden support was actually a substantial piece of steel girder or H-beam, and it was only its weathered and rusty surface that had stopped me from noticing this when viewing the small section visible above the gatepost.

Doocot gate girder

Doocot gate girder – OUCH!

March 21, 2013 Posted by | Civilian | , , , , | Leave a comment

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