All praise ‘Bad Luck’ – cos you wouldn’t have any without it

Just a quick note to remind everyone who enjoys regular visits from The Bad Luck Fairy NOT to complain.

After all, if we didn’t have Bad Luck, some of us wouldn’t have ANY luck at all!

Case in point: wanted to add a second securing bolt to a bracket that is held in place by a single bolt.

Although not subject to much force, a single bolt can still act like a pivot. Adding a second bolt effectively stops any rotation of the secured item.

In this case, a pair of arms secured to a mounting slot (which allows the final desired location to be set) obscure sight of where a second bolt could be added to lock the arms in position.

Easy solution, just assemble the hardware and scribe through the paint on the arm to see where a hole should be drilled for the second bolt.

The result of that can be seen below – obvious problem?

Undrillable Brackets

Undrillable Brackets

With my usual allocation of Bad Luck, the centre of the additional hole that would need to be drilled for the additional bolt lands perfectly alongside  one of the original fixing option holes punched into the arm.

Drilling that hole isn’t a possibility, since the merging of the original and new hole would reduce the width of the arms to about a quarter of their original size. And that’s a ‘Bad Idea’.

Plan B

I want that second fixing, primarily to fix the arm positively in position and avoid any chance of it rotating on that single bolt – tight as the single bolt might be secured, that arm could still rotate if bumped or stressed.

Since I want the whole assembly to be removable when not needed, and just fitted as required, the possibility of the arms moving isn’t an option.

It may not be perfect, but I’ll just have to make do with the second bolt being located approximately midway between the two existing holes.

Plumbing hell and three miracles

Apologies in advance – this was supposed be short, but I was watching TV as I tapped away, and didn’t realise how long it had become. Good job I left stuff out or I might still be rattling away on the keyboard! It’s already cost me a week (and a fair amount of wasted money on redundant parts and tools) so I’m not spending yet more time editing it down.

This is the plumbing job I was complaining bitterly about recently, as it ate almost a week of my life, and began to cost a small fortune in tools and parts (which will, at least, be useful later).

It all looks quite innocent and peaceful in this pic, but I don’t trust any part of that lower T – in fact, I STILL have no idea why there isn’t a small fountain coming from the centre joint, or drips on either of the ends.

Plumbing Hell

Plumbing Hell

A little navigation/explanation:

The two horizontal pipes entering from the left are the original hot and cold feeds into the kitchen – upper is hot (tank fed), lower is cold (mains fed). These are both ½ inch internal diameter (ID), NOT 15 mm. Despite may Internet ‘experts’ advising that these are as near the same size as makes no difference, that’s prime BULL (in many cases). In fact, the old ½ inch stock often has a very thick wall (intended to be buried underground apparently), and in my case, has an outside diameter of some 15. 5 mm. That’s not only not going to accept a 15 mm olive, it’s probably going to foul a 15 mm compression nut!

Those original pipes are fixed into the (metal) kitchen cupboards and sink unit – like the two verticals, I suspect all the pipework was made up and assembled before these units were swung against the wall, and connected to the feeds far off to the left.

When I Teed in the washing machine hot water many years ago I got lucky, and you will see I managed to find a T which I was able to fit both ½ inch and 15 mm pipe to, and it simply replaced the original ½ inch elbow. Decades later, I’ve just discovered how lucky I was then. I didn’t need to take a feed off the cold water supply then, as I had another feed near the machine, which was easier to use, so I did.

Fast-forward to 2021 and that ‘unused’ cold water connection was deemed ideal for my modern flash hot water tap – and I thought all I would have to do was repeat the job I’d done on the hot water pipe – replace the elbow with a T, and there’s the new feed ready to be connected to the new tap.

Silly me.

What could go wrong?

This isn’t a chronological account, I’m just going to list the various problems and fixes, so don’t expect the order to make sense – life’s too short for me to try and remember the order.

Believe it or not, I’ve even left out some silliness, or this would have gone on even longer, and I don’t want to end anyone’s ‘Will to live’.

As noted already, the house pipework is ½ inch ID and I had nothing that would fit – even after emptying out my box of ancient plumbing junk (I had a couple of ½ inch elbows – useless when you need a T).

As noted earlier, I tried grinding a T to increase the clearance (and make a larger olive) – but, as also noted earlier, that reduced the strength of the T, and it promptly fell apart the first time I tightened it. My fault – there probably is enough metal to allow this enlargement, but I let the grinder deepen the opening as well as enlarge its diameter, and that is where it failed.

Cutting the long story of other ‘tries’ for this problem, you’ll see I solved this issue using a 15 mm plastic push fit (trade name Speedfit) connector – note that a METAL version of this connector will NOT work! I tried. I might rattle off a post about that, as it has a major flaw many have complained about online, but apparently remains uncorrected after some years.

I had a spare 15 mm push fit which I dismantled in order to measure the various internal clearances – suffice to say that 15 mm plastic push fit connectors will fit any size of old ½ inch ID copper pipe with no problems. I’m surprised I didn’t come across any mention of this online, either from the vendor, or in discussion forums where the issue of old ½ inch pipework is discussed – and the useless advice that the two are interchangeable is offered.

Once I’d measured the parts, there were only TWO points to be noted.

Note the black mark visible on the left – this is a witness mark to ensure the pipe is fully inserted into the connector. If the mark is not against the connection, the pipe is NOT fully home.

The other point is to make sure the pipe is properly finished before inserting it into the connector. The cut edge MUST be fully deburred AND chamfered to ensure it slips through the O-ring cleanly and does not catch on, or damage it. I added a drop of silicone assembly lubricant just to make sure all went smoothly.

A cynic might be forgiven for thinking the plumbers who contribute were deliberately offering misinformation to make work for themselves after the poor saps who follow such firms blindly got into difficulty.

This conversion  turned out to be the easiest fix, although the path to it ate at least a day, with numerous trips to the ‘shed’ to buy various fittings.

Every compression fitting leaks

Lest it be thought I’ve never touched a compression fitting before and haven’t got a clue, some years ago I moved the entire hot water system (including cylinder, storage, and header tanks) from their daft location in the centre of my loft, to the side, to free up the floor space. Didn’t have a single leak then, hasn’t sprung a leak to this day either. But for the tank, I believe original to the house, so it had various inch fittings, the central heating was ‘new’, so was all 15/22 mm, sparing me that problem.

To the right of the plastic push fit connector is a 15 mm equal T – a nice simple fit since I’ve converted the connection on the left to 15 mm, and the connection from the right is new, so it is 15 mm too. The vertical pipe is from the 1950s, so it’s 15 mm as well.

Everything’s 15 mm, so it will all go together first time and be leak free.

In a pig’s ear!

EVERY ONE OF THOSE CONNECTIONS LEAKED WHEN FIRST MADE?

So? They’re compression fittings – just tighten them until they stop leaking.

NOPE!

Not only did the two end connection keep on dripping as they were tightened, the vertical connection began to look like a little fountain, and got WORSE as it was tightened.

To cut another long story short, I replaced this fitting (including the olives) – NO DIFFERENCE.

Now the fun starts.

Having tightened (to the extent I was worried about overtightening) these connections, I decided to try backing them off slightly, in case something was being distorted.

And here’s the insane part – as I did this, these joints STOPPED dripping.

Not only that, the little fountain on the vertical began to reduce, and eventually stopped as well.

That was a week ago.

I laid tissue paper below this fitting – not a SINGLE DROP of water has fallen on it.

Leave well alone?

I really don’t know what to do with this T now.

It’s been bone dry for a week, it’s clearly sealed perfectly.

But will it last?

I suspect the real problem with these connections (the vertical at least, and maybe the one on the left) is damage to the surface of the pipe, where the olive bears onto  it. Although I inspected these carefully, recall I noted how awkward this location is. Frankly, if I’m in a position to look at those pipe ends, I’m also in extreme pain due to the position I have to get into to see them.

Trouble with that thought is that the piece of pipe on the right-hand connection is brand new and perfect, yet it leaked just like its partner on the left – that’s why I said I suspected defective Ts in an earlier post, since replacing the T apparently  made no difference – the leaks were just the same with a completely new fitting in place.

For the moment, it’s all watertight – whether that state continues remains to be seen.

For the record, there is a 15 mm equal T push fit hanging next to this compression T now, ready to replace at a moment’s notice if there is ANY nonsense in future,

I’m used to curing compression drips by TIGHTENING nuts, not LOOSENING them, so I have a distinct lack of confidence in this one.

But, I’ve spent a week on a job that should have taken a day at most, including problem fixes, so that’s enough.

At this stage I’m apply the “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” rule – but  placing the fix parts within easy reach, just in case.

Don’t forget the weepy chrome connector

Bear in mind the last connection in this chain – the chrome one on the right, leading to the tap above – was also dripping.

But that one was at least solved – as I found that it was simply not as tight as I thought it was.

This was originally just supposed to be a straight piece of copper pipe leading to the base of the tap above, fed from an elbow where the chrome connector now joins the copper – but I was forced to change that  plan to use the felxible connector as it proved impossible to any sort of spanner or wrench (which I own) to reach up into that space and tighten any fitting. up there. I suspect a crows foot would have worked, but I’ve never need this type of spanner before, so don’t have any. Having looked online, it seems that ONE 24 mm example costs as much as a set, while sets seem to end at 22 mm. That makes the cost of the flexible connector look like a bargain.

The problem was the awkward angle I was working at due to its position – although it felt as if it was being tightened, the angle I was forced to lie at meant I was not getting the force onto the wrenches to secure the nut. When I found a better position, I was able to feel how tight, or not, the nut was, and adjust it accordingly, and stopped that particular drip.

Almost forgot – that chrome tap connector deserves special mention for something which can’t be seen.

Also almost forgotten is one of the original problems – the connections those vertical pipes run up to can’t be spannered or wrenched as they are inaccessible.

They’re the reason I suggest the pipework was originally all completed BEFORE the sink unit was swung back against the wall.

After visiting ANOTHER tool shop and buying some more tools I didn’t need (they still could not reach the tap connector to tighten it), I remembered a seeing a flexible tap connector I would not normally have touched with a barge pole, but in this case it proved to the solution to this problem

It’s called a Fluidmaster Clickseal connector, pictured below.

Fluidmaster Clickseal

Fluidmaster Clickseal

While it’s nothing more than a normal 15 mm to ½ inch BSP tap connector, as can be seen above, the BSP is not standard.

The plastic part allow the BSP fitting below the tap to be tightened by hand – in this case solving my problem of not being able to get any sort of spanner, wrench, or socket onto this fitting due to its location.

I was able to get hands’finger up to this plastic fitting, and tighten it fully by hand.

It contains a clutch which slips and clicks (hence ‘Clickseal’) once the fitting has tightened.

I wouldn’t normally touch this sort of expensive toy/gadget for a normal job, but in this case, I don’t think there was any option, and it got the job done, which is what really matters. So, I have to be fair and say it’s worth it where it’s needed. In fact, thank goodness I spotted it on the shelves days ago, long before I needed it, and more imprtantly, remembered seeing it!

And, I’d already blown the budget, and this job was a dead loss despite the water heat tap originally being a bargain.

On the bright side – at least I wasn’t paying a plumber to come up against all the daft problems I encountered on this one!

NOW I know why I stored this cupboard door

With the arrival of a dusting of snow, and the cheeky little temperature drop that came with it, I had a ‘Good Idea’ and decided to move a cupboard door I’d found myself dodging around after rearranging some of my junk.

I’d taken it down after getting fed up with the stupid direction it opened, being hung from the edge that meant it had to be opened fully because it blocked access to the cupboard until it was not only swung open, but then swung against the wall, meaning at least 135°. Having lived with this for decades, I decided to hinge it from the other side (in the corner of the room), so it would hinge in that corner, and then be flush against the adjacent wall after it had moved only 90°. I can’t see any reason for it being hinged the way it was, unless the joiner had deliberately intended to make the cupboard all but inaccessible for the new homeowner. Unless the joiner was just dumb, and hung it the easiest way for a right-handed person.

That was a few years ago, and today I wasn’t sure why I had stored the door, rather than just finish hanging it from the other side.

I soon found out why.

But first, I was reminded about the hassle I had picking the right height for the door – I wanted spacing to suit network cables leaving the cupboard both top and bottom, and found I had originally ended up with a selection of holes – just me being useless and trying to find a compromise height, and working alone.

The real problem was some peculiarity in the door frame on the side I moved the hinges to.

I remembered giving and up and deciding to just store the door after trying to use the original screws (why not, after all they had been just fine on the other side, and matched the hinges).

Seems the structure under the door frame is different on each side – while the screws easily go in their full length on the left (original) side, they tighten up and eventually come to a dead stop on the right, and can’t be screwed home.

Slotted Screw Lengths

Slotted Screw Lengths

Well, I don’t have another eight of the same gauge, but half an inch shorter.

This time, I’m just leaving it in place with a couple of those long screws holding it up.

It doesn’t shut of course, but I don’t need it to – the cupboard gained one of those odd black string curtains a while ago, hiding everything from view, and so much better than the dumb, useless, redundant door.

I think I wish I had just done that first time round.

Thinking back (LOTS of years) the neighbours had one of those rainbow curtains over theirs – lots of brightly coloured fabric strips hanging over the opening.

Apparently rare now (found this as a special order from Japan), seem they are only acceptable if more upmarket and are fancy beaded – plain fabric is clearly just for the peasants now.

Funny thing about that is, all those years ago, as a kid, I thought it was a shame they were poor and couldn’t have a proper door on their cupboard, like ours.

Kid logic, you can’t beat it :-)

Rainbow Door Curtain

Rainbow Door Curtain

 

Not for the easily offended – this DIY video triggered Smell-O-Vision

Up front warning – DON’T pass this point if you’re offended by non-stop cussin’.

OK, That’s my obligatory ‘Talking Pictures TV’ public service warning issued, so let’s go.

I haven’t come across anything I’ve found particularly funny, or had any real empathy with this year (since April at least), but this DIY plumbing video by AvE has just made up for most of that.

Smell-O-Vision was a real thing, dating from the 1960s, and intended to convey the smell of scenes to viewers as they watched films. No surprise it didn’t catch on (only one film as far as I know).

By way of background, I had to fix up some ancient plumbing in my kitchen when I had to plumb in the drain from a condensing washer/dryer. While this isn’t a particularly onerous task, like all the simple plumbing jobs I ever agree to undertake in this house, it’s always complicated by the fact that it was built in the early 1930s.

The good news is that most of the plumbing is not below the floor, or is near an outside wall.

However, the kitchen waste departed via a HUGE waste pipe (big enough to empty a toilet), so it took a while to make up a suitable chain of connection to restore the sink drain, and add in the washer dryer drain. During that time I had no P, S, or U trap on the drain – that means the drain was open to the sewer for a while.

Most of the time, not a problem.

But, when the wind was blowing the right (or more accurately, WRONG) way – nasal closure devices, or gas masks, were a VERY good idea.

If you ever wondered if traps were effective – I can tell they are 100% effective.

So, when I noticed that AvE was going waste diving, I had to watch.

This, from someone who was once foolish enough to accept an invitation to look around a farm. A farm which dealt in pigs.

Had anyone been in my way as I exited the pig building about 3 nanoseconds after entered, they would probably have been severely injured given the speed at which I left it.

If you’re like me, you’ll probably be able to appreciate a world with Smell-O-Vision, I could smell just what he was smelling and understand the views expressed in this video.

 

 

 

Not a terrible crash – just a folding e-bike

This started out as a bit of light-hearted fun, a humourous post about a folding bike spotted at one of my local Lidl’s, but then became ‘interesting’.

This fairly standard, Chinese made, folding bike looks like a terrible accident when first seen folded, but cleverly turns into a handy adult carrier.

There just happened to be a standard bike behind, offering a comparison.

I was wondering why the owner bothered to fold it while just popping into the shop, but having tried the useless bike parking fixing offered by Tollcross’ Lidl, there’s no mystery. There’s a short row of ‘V’ loops, which a wheel can be shoved into and presumably secured by a locking loop or chain.

They’re a joke!

I tried one recently – utterly useless as it leaves the rest of the bike vulnerable. A thief only has to release the locked wheel and can leave it behind while departing with the rest of the bike.

To secure the bike, you need more chains and locks to secure the frame (and other wheel) to the one tied to the ‘V’. I almost ran out. Fortunately, I carry a few different types to cater for various options, but I did almost run out of… patience!

I also found that a bike in the ‘V’ sticks out into, and occupies half the width of, the footpath passing this ‘rack’.

Not trying that again, I’ll just have to carry on using anything nearby that suits.

Lidl EPlus City Folder

Lidl EPlus City Folder

Things got more interesting when I looked closer, and when I tried to find out more details about this offering online.

There doesn’t seem to be a maker’s web site, but I found this bike on sale on eBay for about £370 – 24 V with 20″ wheels, ‘Manufacturer refurbished’.

Interest continued to grow as there were no proper technical details given, but I noticed the bike on offer, although identical in appearance from it graphics, differed in its apparent system of electric drive.

Referring to retail item as the original, it looks as if the original bike has a conventional pedal/chain driven rear wheel with a few gears, and the electric drive assists this using a hub motor built into the front wheel.

As the front wheel is hidden in my pic, I’ve found an unfolded example.

First, note the front wheel – in the full size pic, wires and connectors can be seen leading to the hub motor.

Second, and more interesting – look at the rear wheel, then compare to the detail I’ve taken from my own pic taken at Lidl.

EPlus City Folder

EPlus City Folder

And rear detail as seen at Lidl.

City Folder DIY Rear Drive

City Folder DIY Rear Drive

I’m impressed!

I’ll hazard a guess and say that the front wheel hub motor failed, and a replacement is not readily available, or if it is, costs as much as the whole bike to have flown in (I found this out the hard way, when some electronic kit failed on me).

I don’t subscribe to the ‘Chinese rubbish’ theory (especially not today, as China is giving much of the rest of the world a wake-up call as it develops – helped by the Orange Moron of course, as it unravels many advances made in the US), but I did wonder the first time I zoomed into that rear motor, its perforated metal strip mounting, the wiring, the sticky tape, and the cable ties.

Then I realised what I was looking at.

I assume that friction drive works.

If I tried something like this, all that would happen would be that the motor would keep twisting out of its mounting, and never stayed in contact with the tyre.

I had a vintage dynamo powered lighting system that depended on a similar system driven by the rear wheel. It was fine while I had old-style rubber tyres mounted. Then I switched to modern synthetic tyres. Disaster! The tyre’s surface had insufficient friction to drive the dynamo against the load when in use. The friction wheel just slid over the tyre. Thank goodness I had already dumped it in favour of  LED lighting all round.

One point.

My OCD means I couldn’t sleep at night thinking of that open electric motor sitting in all the muck that gets thrown behind a bike, even when only ridden in dry weather, and getting water inside (esp those exposed windings, where it would never evaporate from in Scotland) would mean losing any sleep I might have had.

Time for a Blue Peter Moment. Even a washing-up liquid bottle cut to sit over it would help IMMENSELY!

Update

Above, I mentioned the relatively useless bike rack at this Lidl.

Last time I was there, someone had been kind enough to ignore it completely, and do what I do – lock their bike FRAME to the fence around the trolley enclosure. A much more secure option, seen just behind the ‘V’ rack on the left, which only secures a wheel rim.

Great Lidl Bike Rack

Great Lidl Bike Rack